Different Wife & Girlfriend

Difference between Wife & Girlfriend

Some people say:
Wife is a HARIMAU ................
Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAHU

And some say:Wife is like TV,
Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home watch TV,
Go out bring HP.

No money, sell TV.
Got money change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV but
most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life but
HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and ! most of the time old but
HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but
for HP is high and often demanding.

Most Important,
TV got remote but
HP don't have.

Last but not least......

TV do not have virus but
HP have VIRUS......
Once get it,
HABIS LAH.
So better choose TV lah